KittyCarlisle commented on Schoolyard Chants Of 'Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor' Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming

"Phineas and Hazel Moder. Hazel Moder. That is a name that creates a lonely, cat-pee-smelling, Haggen Daas addict. And, seriously - you name your kid Phineas?"

KittyCarlisle commented on Strike Fears Allayed, SAG/AFTRA Now Just in It For the Slap Fights

"@hummingpenguin you tell 'em. Believe you me, Tom Hanks et al don't ever sweat if their scale plus 10 will make their nut this month."

KittyCarlisle commented on Finger Severing Just Another Day at the Bond Office for Daniel Craig

"Daniel,how bout you come over to my place and burgle the cat outta me."

KittyCarlisle commented on Angelina Jolie Admits She Was The Body-Doodling Mastermind Behind Brad Pitt's Mystery Tattoo

"@gwendemarco: tee-hee-hee-hee I'm just gonna keep giggling at that til the meds kick in, kay?"

KittyCarlisle commented on Clint Eastwood Would Like Spike Lee To Shut His Face Right About Now

"@flangesqueal um...you might wanna check those numbers again, hon."

KittyCarlisle commented on Angelina Jolie: 'The Moment I Realized Brad Had Interests, I Knew I Had To Carry His Love-Children'

"@pumpkinsoup Yeah, we know, we know, they're both pretty. So...integrity is what?"

KittyCarlisle commented on Is CAA Banned From Fox After Agent's Angry C-Word Outburst?

"@gwiliandre You just keep on with that side-splitting "Shirley" gag... You ARE fun! And it becomes glaringly clear why they are so intent on keeping something stuffed in your mouth."

KittyCarlisle commented on Is CAA Banned From Fox After Agent's Angry C-Word Outburst?

"@gwiliandre No kidding! The "CAA fellas" are at this very moment standing at the Deathstar urinals tossing anecdotes back and forth about your "sense of fun"."

KittyCarlisle commented on How Reality Television Will Get Even Cheaper

"@themediatrix Rest assured I am filled with self-loathing for the obnoxious thing I'm about to do... Nick and Nora Charles' dog was named Asta. I know, I know, I'm a nut-sack. Astor makes sense!"

KittyCarlisle commented on Is CAA Banned From Fox After Agent's Angry C-Word Outburst?

"I love you Gwendemarco. @gwiliandre - bragging about adultury."

KittyCarlisle commented on Verne Troyer And The Limo Ride From Hell

"No shit, EuroDad."

KittyCarlisle commented on Megan Fox As Naked As Allowed By Canadian Film Regulation Law

"@Piggah yeah, but all of Canada (America's Hat!) is located north of Washington and Maine."

KittyCarlisle commented on SAG Saves Best Acting For the Press as Negotiations Grind to Halt

"It's embarrassing that the AMPTP is refusing to budge on new media issues."

KittyCarlisle commented on Tom And Katie Kiss And Make Up With Beckhams

"@jwick25 I just spit half a darvocet across the room laughing at that - effectively re-herniating my disc in the process."

KittyCarlisle commented on No Reason Yet Given In Star Jones's Divorce From Gay Husband

""So."

KittyCarlisle commented on Vince Vaughn: Feelin' Great

"@CourageousCoward That's uncanny. Where do I go to swear fealty to you?"

KittyCarlisle commented on SAG Boss Just Wants 'Social Justice,' Preferably With Direct Deposit

"@Shumina @Inkstainedwretch (raised fist) power. All actors are rich jerks?"

KittyCarlisle commented on Kirsten Dunst Celebrates Release From Rehab On 'Date' With Ryan Gosling

"Ryan Gosling."